Yes, you've guessed it, in the continuing build up to the LONG waited release of Treashure Ureself my new favourite on the Net (The Whora Blog) has given us a few new snippets prior to arrival of the cloth covered heirloom itself.... in case you have sorted out the inheritance line but haven't ordered your copy yet you can do that here
I thought I'd give you my reaction to this latest update, just to prove how fat'n'jellus I still am.....
For anyone who orders Treasure Yourself online or who has already ordered Treasure Yourself online, we’re excited to say that we have a couple of surprises in store for you… we don’t like surprises either,
Ooh ooh let me guess !! the surprise is that it actually contains words and not just pictures?? Did i get it right?
but …….. (I'm all anticipation)
good things come to those who wait and we literally can’t wait to hear from you when you receive Treasure Yourself and that in itself is going to be a surprise!!
Believe me, Tresure Ureself in hard copy in my hands would be a great surprise! (and I'll be hunting down those fatties that brought it for me with a view to committing revenge!)
What affirmations of Miranda’s can we share with you today?
I don't know but I get the feeling its gonna be good!
A couple of weeks ago one of our contributors talked about the power of “JOY” so I will share a couple of Miranda’s “Joy” affirmations with you now, enjoy:
I'll try my hardest.....
“I am content with who I am and who I am not right now. I accept, nurture, and respect myself. My heart, soul, body and mind are at peace with my world and joy flows through me”. By Miranda Kerr
oh dear I don't where to start with this one... I wonder at what point she became "content with who she was" it must of been recent - up until her getting a bun in the oven I would of said she was content to try and pin down Orlando... I believe she's at peace with HER world though - its just a shame it bears no relation to the real world...
“I have an open and giving heart knowing the universe provides for my every need. Laughter and joy flows freely from my soul.” By Miranda Kerr
baahhahhhahhahha *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* I don't think any further comment is needed on this one!
So fatties, are we feeling inspired??? The great Mantis has spoken! I'm sure I will once i stop crying with laughter.....
Photo is of OB with a fan apparently - I know its not old school (sorry sighs / wanda) but he does look cute in it to me - plus the girl he's with is very pretty!
I am content with who I am and who I am not right now
ReplyDeleteHang on, how can she be content not being me? Or you, Luci? Or Wanda?
Gah! These excerpts are seriously making me brain dead!
joy flows through me
Is that the same as saying bullshit spews from my forked tongue?
These positive affirmations sure are confusing....
what.
ReplyDelete@Joders I know she's really missing out -
ReplyDelete@GH - another quality offering from our Mantis - at this rate I will have to buy Treashure ureself in recognition of the vast amount of amusement its given me during its creative process...
Nah, no need to buy it. Just plagiarise from it. It works for other people :P
ReplyDeleteHaha, I'm sure it'll be online for free soon enough. Who would want to spend money on that thing?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she intended for her amazing book to be so comical?
@Joders - well i would be embodying the ethos of the author by doing that ...... winston Churchill anyone??
ReplyDelete@GH - i wouldnt of thought so, but in her defense its probably only funny if you are fat, jellus and want Orlando all to yourself!
"...we literally can’t wait to hear from you when you receive Treasure Yourself..."
ReplyDeleteSomeone who doesn't know what the word "literally" means is writing a book.
*Bangs head against desk*
there there wanda - have a glass of Noni juice - you'll feel much better....
ReplyDeleteNot Old School but there's belly peekage so it's all good.
ReplyDelete“I accept, nurture, and respect myself. My heart, soul, body and mind are at peace with my world and joy flows through me”. By Miranda Kerr
ReplyDeleteIs she talking about masturbation?
@ Ducati ROFL
ReplyDeleteGod that Kerrazy bitch talks some bollocks!
ReplyDeleteLove the photo slapparr! He looks like he REALLY likes that girl, look at those "predator" eyes. do you know when this was from?
DeBoville
"good things come to those who wait and we literally can’t wait to hear from you when you receive Treasure Yourself and that in itself is going to be a surprise!!"
ReplyDeleteI swear, I've tried to make sense of this sentence until I got a pounding headache but I just can't seem to get the gist of it. The only thing that comes to mind when trying to understand it is, WTF!?
@Deboville - no idea, rumour has it it came from when he was in canterbury - but that doesnt look like an english style house to me....
ReplyDeleteIt should come from LA when he shooted for Me&City indoor campaign...
ReplyDeletethats a good point anomers - it looks much more like an LA style place plus the look is quite Me&City
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