Friday, 27 January 2012

its getting worse

Ok Ok Orlando - you have me - take the purple sweat pants off and *Maybe* we can revist the oversized phone....

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Its catching!

Its not just Orlando, Here's Lenny look like hes an extra on Phonejacker...

I don't know about you fellow fatties but I KNOW there is something wrong when the the Hoff is purported to have one too..

Monday, 23 January 2012


You've probably noticed that nowadays I keep my commentary on Orlando to a minimum on here. I figure he has more than enough to deal with having daily run-ins with the Panty Mantis without me adding to it.

However.... THIS I couldn't leave alone

Yes, your eyes arent decieving you, that is a nice discrete cutting edge mobile phone, designed for portability and convenience...... with a full on retro red handset attached !

Congratulations to the originator of that bright idea - so far its been about three days and Im still laughing my head off!

Monday, 16 January 2012

Ok Enough is enough!

Im putting my foot down.

What IS going on with the Panty Mantis and her wardrobe?

Much as I can in no way be counted amongst her resident fan club, this number of fashion faux pas, all in quick succession, is surprising even for me....

I wont repeat the mistakes of last week but present you with two more exhibits for your entertainment:

Exhibit A:

Im a bit lost for words.... yet again this outfit seems to be in direct confrontation with itself and her, and the less said about the hairdo the better... has she really sacked the stylist after all?

Exhibit B:


the hair is much better in this, though the cleavage seems to be fighting for survival, but the dress...... again Im at a loss..

(oh and PS Orlando, while we are here, outfit down to shoes: great - with shoes - not so much, perhaps its worth leaving the trainers at home at formal occasions in the future?)

Help me make sense of it all fellow fatties, wanting Orlando all to myself isnt enough of an explanation for so much sartorial torment.

Saturday, 14 January 2012


Now, I know the PM arent what you might call the best of friends, and its no secret that I dont hold her "casual" looks in high esteem.....

...but two public events in a row where it looks like her stylist is exacting her revenge...

Exhibit A: the tangerine sack that featured in yesterdays post

Exhibit B: (Im still not the stage where I can find appropriate words to describe my feelings on this)

That dress looks like its in a serious argument with itself..

Seriously PM, I know we dont get on great all the time, but I mean this from the bottom of my heart - SACK YOUR STYLIST NOW

Friday, 13 January 2012

Happy New Year!

I hope your all your fat n jellus exploits resulted in obscene weight gain and a renewed love of all things lard?

The PM has also provided us with a new year treat:

Perhaps she should consider a new stylist to kick of 2012 with?