More fashion commentary

In all fairness, I dont think I can really direct this post at the PM - after all, she is a model - and modelling unfortunate outfits is part of the modus operandi.

ok so to the image



what a shame they missed out the leash in this design..

A tale in pictures

Poor Panty Mantis, she seems to be in some difficulty... Im glad she had some help on hand!

Owe Deayre , Ey'me loosinge mye bikini



"Canne yew helpe mee?"


"NO? Ok howe aboute Yew? yes yew yew'll do"



"whayte is wronge withe these peeple?? ah! Yew are backe againe...Yesse Yesse thaytes itte, I knowe itss a smalle bikini butte itte doesnte belonge in tehyre"



"RIghyte backe to mye beste powse!"



ETA: Obviously Im fat, jellus and want Orlando all to myself (in case you were wondering!)

its getting worse

Ok Ok Orlando - you have me - take the purple sweat pants off and *Maybe* we can revist the oversized phone....

Its catching!

Its not just Orlando, Here's Lenny look like hes an extra on Phonejacker...



I don't know about you fellow fatties but I KNOW there is something wrong when the the Hoff is purported to have one too..

WTF?

You've probably noticed that nowadays I keep my commentary on Orlando to a minimum on here. I figure he has more than enough to deal with having daily run-ins with the Panty Mantis without me adding to it.

However.... THIS I couldn't leave alone



Yes, your eyes arent decieving you, that is a nice discrete cutting edge mobile phone, designed for portability and convenience...... with a full on retro red handset attached !

Congratulations to the originator of that bright idea - so far its been about three days and Im still laughing my head off!

Ok Enough is enough!

Im putting my foot down.

What IS going on with the Panty Mantis and her wardrobe?

Much as I can in no way be counted amongst her resident fan club, this number of fashion faux pas, all in quick succession, is surprising even for me....

I wont repeat the mistakes of last week but present you with two more exhibits for your entertainment:

Exhibit A:



Im a bit lost for words.... yet again this outfit seems to be in direct confrontation with itself and her, and the less said about the hairdo the better... has she really sacked the stylist after all?

Exhibit B:



HOLY SEQUINS BATMAN!

the hair is much better in this, though the cleavage seems to be fighting for survival, but the dress...... again Im at a loss..

(oh and PS Orlando, while we are here, outfit down to shoes: great - with shoes - not so much, perhaps its worth leaving the trainers at home at formal occasions in the future?)

Help me make sense of it all fellow fatties, wanting Orlando all to myself isnt enough of an explanation for so much sartorial torment.

Seriously?

Now, I know the PM arent what you might call the best of friends, and its no secret that I dont hold her "casual" looks in high esteem.....

...but two public events in a row where it looks like her stylist is exacting her revenge...

Exhibit A: the tangerine sack that featured in yesterdays post



Exhibit B: (Im still not the stage where I can find appropriate words to describe my feelings on this)



That dress looks like its in a serious argument with itself..

Seriously PM, I know we dont get on great all the time, but I mean this from the bottom of my heart - SACK YOUR STYLIST NOW