Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Introducing 'ENSURIENT CORPULENCE'*



I am now ready to make the announcement that I announced early today!

I'm really excited to introduce my new range of cosmetic and health products especially designed for today's fatties. Ensurient Corpulence*.

The name translates as Jellusly Fat and is all about a living the lifestyle and incorporating those fat and jellus habits into your everyday life. Its designed to work in tandem with Pleasure Ureself: A Practical guide to being Fat and Jellus

I'm inviting you to come 'Inhabit my envy*' with me - we can share fellow fat stories, I will talk you through some of my favourite products to promote a larger waistline. Being fat and jellus is a passion of mine which I am so looking forward to sharing with you.

(*"Ensurient Corpulence" and "Inhabit my Envy" are trademarkes of the Ensurient Corpulence Corporation)
Posted by Slapparr at 09:26
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7 comments:

  1. Joders13 October 2010 at 10:00

    For those of us still working on the phat part, I'm hoping that I can buy a phat suit at the Ensurient Corpulence website so I can totally appreciate the phully phat experience.

    I also heard that some of your beauty range is based on lard. Can you confirm the cosmetic benefits of lard based products please?

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  2. Slapparr13 October 2010 at 10:04

    thank you for your enquiry Joders, you will indeed be able to buy a fat suit at the EC website - its still under construction at the moment - but I think i can send it via snail mail to you c/o the Inanity offices.

    Thank you for your question about Lard, Lard is an amazing ingredient - I've been drinking it, bathing in it, rubbing it on me all of my life, I was first told about it by my granny - nothing works better for piling on the pounds and in fact recent evidence suggests that it can actually be taken into your skin cells topically...

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  3. Slapparr13 October 2010 at 10:53

    Joders - I love you! this http://torkee.wordpress.com/2010/10/13/carliiiiiiii-are-you-lyin-again/ is hilarious

    Orlando in Lotus position - hot AND flexible.... nice combo...

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  4. Ducati13 October 2010 at 15:19

    LMAO.....

    Which is the fastest way to become fat and jellus; the lard shake or wanting OB all to myself?

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  5. Slapparr13 October 2010 at 16:15

    Ducati: Wanting Orlando all to yourself is the most sure fire way of becoming fat and Jellus, but when used with Lard shakes the combined effort really has impact!

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  6. Anonymous13 October 2010 at 19:26

    Count me in. I'm along for the ride.
    SadieJo

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  7. Anonymous14 October 2010 at 06:07

    Love the logo! I'll take a 10 pounds of the lard - I'm on an Orlando fast since, well, you know when! - KayC33

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