A Model's life

why is it I'm getting a lot of vicarious pleasure over the success of Orlando modelling?

Oh yes: it because I'm fat n Jellus!

New 60 second version of the Uniglo advertisement can be found here - our boy is looking and sounding good and more importantly doesnt look orange at all!

I think I need to go have a lie down after all this OB news to report. Weeks of swimming through the mire of Panty Mantis non announcements have left me damaged.....

I would like to announce that I will be making an announcement tomorrow about a super sekrit suprise for you all - now arent you all excited???