Wednesday 27 October 2010

Something hot with your Lard?


Or perhaps (as its definitely post 2007) not so much!

If the above does float your boat - print it out, put it on your fridge door and keep it in mind as you struggle to eat that final lardburger at the end of a long days eating..

If the above makes you feel sad and weepy, keep on eating anyway. You can use it as a trigger to comfort eat, safe in the knowledge that when you do reach your desired weight, you will be able to squash the panty mantis flat just with sheer tonnage and then you can start the long process of prettying Orlando again...

16 comments:

  1. That does absolutely NOTHING for me. Mostly it just looks like some guy who thinks he's hot shit.

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  2. SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!
    Floats my boat, rocks my world, AND rings my bell.
    Thanks for posting the day-brightener.

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  3. It looks like he shaves his underarms. I wish he would shave his facial hair more though.

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  4. Shows off his gawjus hair. Have always loved that hair (let me qualify: on his HEAD - not his underarms).

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  5. euuwwww men shaving their pits... i'd much rather he focused on the facial hair too Mystic!

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  6. Oh dear. I sat my extra large box of chocolate covered lard too close to the laptop while I was reading this post and it has all melted.

    Can I place another order for 2 cartons of chocolate covered lard please? Just charge it to my account.

    Is it still hot in in here or am I fat, jellus AND flushed as well?

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  7. I think I'm done with Orlando.Even the old pics don't make me feel anything naughty.So the dingo may have him all to herself,as long as I can keep Sir Viggo to myself!
    Guita12

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  8. Dear Joders

    I've put your order in our system (you'll note that our supply system DOES respond to customer queries promptly and does not provide dust covered products unlike other ranges I could mention....)

    Your delivery of Lard will be with you in tomorrow through DHL

    With best wishes
    Ensurient Corpulence Corporation

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  9. @ guita - it seems like we have a deal then! - I'm afraid Viggo does nothing for me, but much to my everlasting shame even a post mantis Orli can still, on occasion, do the trick....

    (though I have to say not so much this photo - another example of nekkid not necessarily equaling seksy!)

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  10. IMO Orlando's sex appeal is downhill. Sorry.

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  11. Viggo really only "did it" for me as Aragorn. He was born to play that role just as Orlando was born (imho) to play Legolas. Post-LOTR, not so much, altho I have tons of respect for Viggo which is more than I can say for Orlando unfortunately.

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  12. Sad to say the above picture does nothing to me,I might still print it out and paste a picture of OB's head from Troy and see if that works.

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  13. I agree about Viggo, he only did it for me as Aragorn, though he wasn't too bad as a bad arse Russian in Eastern Promises.

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  14. Eeeeek!What do I do,losing my time with tasteless women??Viggo doesn't light your ovaries,but this bimbo shallow model-to-be-instead-of-actor Orlando what's-his-name does?Really?Sorry ladies,we have nothing in common,so long!
    ;D
    Guita

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  15. LOL Guita - all things are relative...and its a good thing we dont all fancy the same boys....means there is more to go round :D

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