Sunday 26 September 2010

Milan Calling


Poor old OB and his Pregnant Panty Mantis, were caught out twice yesterday evening, first by the rain and then by those pesky paparazzi as they went out for a romantic dinner together with 20 of their closest photographers...


"OY yew evul Cowz, yew telle mee eye'm not stunninge and gawguss ande eye'll gette yew"

Later that evening, Orlando finally took her to that which she desires most; a public event with photographers, she actually has my sympathy - its been a while since he last let her out! I haven't posted the pictures here - one of the mantis is more than enough on for a person to be looking at on a sunday morning, but she is certainly very small for someone who is 6 months pregnant and a braver person than most people I know, doing an evening in stilettos whilst in her condition...

If it wasn't for the Hobbit Hair I'd say Orlando was looking good here (i'm not a fan of that hairdo but he's doing a role so I'll let him off). Nice coat and nice grey cardi / white shirt combo - plus he looks like he's had his annual bath!

I wonder what that woman with the microphone is asking him...... the guy behind him looks a bit surprised!

15 comments:

  1. For a moment there, I nearly thought that guy in the background was Sam Neill, but then I thought "no, he wouldn't be seen dead around famewhores".

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  2. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    OB looks so good here, even Dingho presence isn't irritating me. Of course, it helps that there are a lot of pictures of him alone...

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  3. I know some peeps aren't fond of his curly hair. Me, I like it. To me those unruly curls are sorta sexy.

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  4. I am liking the hair but I prefer clean shaven.

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  6. They won't get divorce? How can you tell this?
    I am not implying they will, but since lots of Hollywood couple, especially those who seemed very very close, got divorce, so how can you predict what will happen or won't happen? That's as ridiculous as the theories you criticize in haters.

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  7. @Anonymous 1- You are pathetic to go around defending people you don't know. Nobody really knows if they will/will not divorce.

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  8. I don't think they will ever divorce because I don't think Bloom has the balls to get one and MK wouldn't allow it.

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  9. ...cause you clearly know both of them and can say it with good reasons I imagine...

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  10. Sorry girls but I find it impossible to find anything attractive in a liar and fraud. Maybe after he's de-dinghoed with a bleach bath and a confessional but until then he's hideous, both inside and out.

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  11. WTF is this, International Troll Week?

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  12. To Wanda: Germany and Italy have taken a huge interest in the showmance this week.

    To Anon: I agree with you that they won't get a divorce since I doubt they ever really married in the first place.

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  13. *sigh* How far can a guy fall? And what's sad is, he's STILL falling.

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  14. I always loved Orlando's hair and I think he looks good with facial hair... it ages him a few years and that's good. Makes his pretty face more, handsome.

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  15. I'm with you Simone, about his hair. I've always thought it was one of his best assets (lol - as long as he remembers to wash it and run a comb thru it ocasionally)! I'm not a fan of too much 'scruff' - mainly because on him it usually looks ungroomed. Hate it when he lets it grow all over his neck as in recent photos (ugh). The looking more 'manly' bit comes with maturing I think. He can't look like a boy forever.

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