Here we go again with yet another Blind Vice about Ted's new favourite character Harland Fuss
Dear Ted:
Question, if one of your B.V. stars did something huge—say for example, a gay B.V. star married his beard—would you immediately write about that under their guises or wait a little while? Or would you just not write about it at all because it would give too much away?
—JTP
Dear Tie the Knot:
If I wrote about it immediately, don't you think it'd be a bit obvious? But if a bearding turns into a not-so-holy matrimony then of course I'm going to dish the deets. Just look at Harland Fuss.
Draw your own conclusions of course, but I think its fairly clear at the very least who Ted would like us to be thinking this is about!
That picture is killing me. Way to dispel the Viggwhorli rumors, Whorely!
ReplyDeleteIt makes me laugh how many photos there are of Orlando all over Viggo, obviously he was less keen on dispelling the Viggwhorli rumours back then...
ReplyDeletewhat kills me is that they make such a cute couple.....
I think Viggo is a very inteligent and clever man that can't stand a shallow and vain person like Orly anymore. Sorry, people just MY opinion.
ReplyDeleteBut what I've never understood is--if Orli was/is gay, why so OBVIOUS about it (back then) just as he was poised to become this big "sooper star." Know what I mean? Or was he really that naive?
ReplyDeleteI guess some would argue he was young and in love anomers (you know the real kind, not like the kind of drawn-out-painful -death looks we get with the Panty Mantis).
ReplyDeleteMaybe his advisors hadn't cottoned on to quite how big a star he was going to become then and weren't so keen of pushing him into the standard Hollywood hearthrob box ..
Who knows? But whatever it is and what ever way he swings, its hard to look at photos of him and any of his more recent "romantic" associations and make any kind of comparison with the connection he seemed to have with Vig...
Maybe his advisors hadn't cottoned on to quite how big a star he was going to become then and weren't so keen of pushing him into the standard Hollywood hearthrob box ..
ReplyDeleteYou pretty much hit it on the head Luci. Not only that but there are many homophobic people. There are females who wouldn't like their favorite male actors to be gay because it ruins their fantasy about them. Also some like to think Orlando is some butch (HA!) guy and being gay wouldn't associate, to them, as manly or whatever.
Ted is a cheeky devil, isn't he?!
ReplyDeleteAnd that is such a cute photo of Orlando and Viggo :)
Orlando was a lot more natural back then. He still seemed sweet and unaffected by it all. I miss those days.
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