Saturday 25 September 2010

Fashion! fashion! fashion!


Fresh back from London Fashion Week and feeling sartorially inspired, I felt a short focus on fashion was in order. Happily there was no sign of our expectant Mantis at the event I went to - I would not of wanted to be faced with her Stunningness in the flesh - there's only so much a person can take! She was safely sightseeing round a schloss in Germany but it did give me cause to reflect on the calibre of her maternity wear thus far, even though I realise I will never be as gawguss, successful, or as stunninge as her.....

- First of all there is of course that Hat - I understand that one's hair gets greasy when one has a bun in the oven but I would of though Run DMC weren't the best people to take your style direction from when choosing a hat, there are many cute styles out there at the moment that would serve the same purpose hair wise, but would look chic as well!

- Skinny jeans are also an interesting choice for someone who is 5 months pregnant - I would of though there is a reason why maternity jeans tend to have a maternity panel but not where our Mantis is concerned - perhaps thats because she only has a sandwich sometimes - and not every day for lunch like the rest of us!

- Then of course there is that see through travel dress - admittedly it looks comfy (though to be fair it also looked comfy at its original length) but I'm not sure that a 75% transparency rating is a look you rock whilst up the duff..

Apparently they are both due in Italy for a Vogue event over the weekend, it will be interesting to see what formal maternity wear looks like in her book..... Generally her public evening event wardrobe seems one hell of a lot better put together than what she pulls of au naturel.... still I guess thats why you have a stylist...

I just hope Orlando leaves the killer collar at home - though the boots could probably work in the right setting !

8 comments:

  1. Orlando turning into a model like his wife; can we expect her to become an actress after she has Baby Bloom? After all, wasn't that the original plan? She helps him if he helps her career?

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  2. Simone !!!!! :D

    I've always thought OB a good model - I've also always thought that his wife would make a dreadful actress, Its possible I could be wrong of course! - but as you say, if thats the deal.....

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  3. Italy? oh, I expect someone to go there ad meeth the lovely couple!

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  4. I would like to see OMB sticking his naked ass up, showing his tits and looking sooo innocent like his fake as hell pregnant wife asap. Pleeeeease !

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  5. Looking good OB! Have I mentioned lately that I like him in blue?

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  6. she probably will be dressed (hopefully, once in a year) but there will naked pics of her all over that place.

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  7. I honestly hate to say it but I think he makes a better model than he does an actor. (I really wish it wasn't true though.)

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  8. IMO Orlando is a very bad actor. All he does is look pretty and expressionless. I don't hate OB but I am not blind and I know a good actor whem I see one.

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