Two posts in one day can generally be considered overkill, but not when there is quality information out there like this next one.....
According to here Orlando and our Panty Mantis are planning to give birth to Mini Mantis in Australia -
Nothing wrong with Australia you might think, and you'd be right (other than neither of them live there and I can imagine that Daddy would need to be away quite a bit on business, but I imagine given past form, that could work very well indeed for them)but its not that bit of the article that I'm finding quite so amusing...
Happily the writer of this article had also been "lucky" enough to contact a source close to our happy couple (I personally think that certain Mantis family members should have learnt from last time that this kind of behaviour gets them into hot water, but handily for us it seems they have yet to learn that lesson)
"They both love it there and of course Miranda's family will be on hand although Orlando is thinking of chartering a flight from the UK to make sure the whole family is there for the big arrival," added the source.
So, if you believe what you read, Orlando couldn't be arsed to fly his family in to witness his wedding, but now he's going to charter a flight so that everyone can witness the birth of his new offspring..... What I'm thinking is why stop there - they missed out on a full wedding, this could be their chance to celebrate
Wanda, Joders, I'm sure there is a role in there for you guys somewhere, can you dig out your dresses
Perhaps he could fly in a few of his favourite paparazzi for the event too, and I'm sure Lisa Ho could be persuaded to design a special "Giving Birth" dress for the occasion (though she'd probably need to make it out of something wipe clean....)
So she won't fly out in the next few weeks cause she'll be too big but is willing to do it at like 8 or 9 months pregnant? Idiot.
ReplyDeleteIt doesnt sound like the "source" is in possession of the family brain cell today....
ReplyDeleteGood God! Can NOTHING the Dingho says or does be simple? Oops. I mean Can NOTHING the Dingho says or does be straightforward? Is truth THAT difficult for her?
ReplyDeletemini mantis........LMFAO
ReplyDeleteI don't know nothin about birthin no babies.
ReplyDeleteAwesome, Wanda. Perfect quote. (And "Prissy" seems like a good description for Orlando's idiot, doesn't it?)
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ReplyDeleteTo be honest wanda i was more kind of thinking that you'd be helping (;p) orlando with organising the photographers and handing out the champagne...
ReplyDeleteHmmm, that should mean that in a month or so, she's gonna have to fly to australia and be stuck there awaiting the birth. So, orlando can go do his thing all on his lonesome without any showmancing. Hopefully he's use this time to grow more braincell to add to that one-and-half he has struggling for life. Mini Mantis - wahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking I could go online or do a correspondence course in midwifery. 4 months until she's due to blow is plenty of time to get qualified even though I have no experience what so ever in the medical field. After all, she got so much nutritional and naturopathic knowledge from her correspondence course. And I saw that birth video when I was in high school. It can't be that hard. I think I've got the delivery covered.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Wanda can get a job with Mr Big Papp Agency and film the birth. We all know that she's gonna want to have the whole experience on DVD for posterity.
And since neither of us is pregnant or will be medicated during the birth, I think Wanda and I can share, oh, ummm, ermmm, I mean look after the champagne.
ah thanks Joders, I think that will be so worth the effort... just make sure that you get full recognition on the DVD and the royalties - Im sure it will have its own publicity campaign
ReplyDeleteAnd it's own facebook page ;)
ReplyDeleteWe're forgetting twitter of course for up to the moment reports on the progress.....
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