Monday 26 July 2010

Treashur ureself...delayed??

I can't believe it - delayed again, how can this be? Maybe the super sekrit marriage plans have got in the way of this venture by Mrs. D....

How distressing, this means I will have to wait even longer to turn my life around from the fat jellus mire it has become...

But at least amazon now has an editorial up about it to wet the appetite (figuratively speaking of course - we all know she doesnt eat except when the paparazzi are there and photographing her)

Supermodel Miranda Kerr first book is an incredible collection of thoughts, memories and lessons that will put you on the path to self-improvement.

Its funny, I've always thought she had an incredible collection of thoughts too, though I've never thought they'd put anyone on a path to self-improvement..

Written for a new audience of young adults,

(excellent - targeting the young and vulnerable on how to be a panty model i see!)

this book has important lessons on self-confidence, inner beauty and acceptance that will resonate throughout their life journey.

Hmm lessons on inner beauty from someone that has shed loads of cash, is Mrs Douchebag, takes her clothes off for a living and has gotten progressively thinner the more column inches she gets - riiiiight!

It uses some of the classic wisdom that has inspired Miranda to achieve


Believe me when I say I cannot wait to here some classic wisdom from the panty mantis

including many thoughts from the founder of Hay House, Louise L. Hay, who has sold over 50 million copies worldwide.

So that explains why they agreed to publish it, perhaps they gave her a discount production rate

It presents incredible life story of one of the most successful international models today with down-to-earth life lessons that anyone can relate to.

Down to earth lessons from Mrs Goji berries and noni juice? Oh and I think the title of "most successful international models today" could probably be argued with too


It offers fantastic tips and beauty secrets.

Oh I bet it does, involving the entire Kora range no doubt....

I think what I'm finding most disturbing is that it has 284 pages..... is that in large type or something, or just lots of pictures of the Kora range?

yes, I know - fat....jellus.... want Dr. D all for myself, but on the plus side, once this is released maybe I'll be able to turn myself around?

15 comments:

  1. Oh Ye Godz! I WAS enjoying my breakfast...

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  2. I hope your breakfast involved Goji Berries sighs!

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  3. "You should embrace your inner beauty... but if like me, you can't find any, you can have superficial beauty with my products."

    It presents incredible life story of one of the most successful international models today with down-to-earth life lessons that anyone can relate to.
    ???
    OMG, more tree-climbing tomboy whoring her dead boyfriend stories? FFS.

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  4. ROFL good one L! it explains why she is so into pimping Kora

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  5. Seems her career is taking a hit.

    Pics of them leaving their honeymoon spot have popped up. So what was the point of cancelling those DJ gigs? They weren't until next week.

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  6. "... including many thoughts from the founder of Hay House, Louise L. Hay, who has sold over 50 million copies worldwide."

    What? - I thought Therese was her ghost writer!
    So if some professional is writing the book, what takes them so long to publish it? - waiting for the photoshop person to add more pink butterflies to the cover?

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  7. Therese was obviously otherwised engaged with her daughters sekrit wedding!

    Obviously these two were missing the limelight, its been all of a ten days since they were last photographed..... :D

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  8. What delayed again, there goes my Christmas gift, what am I to tell my hubby to buy me now.

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  9. Delayed? DELAYED??!!!

    I haven't set foot in a DJs store in 2 years as a personal protest - I refuse to support a company that has any association with a gold digging, low down, talentless slut - and now, just when I was psyched up to go to a book signing to buy a copy of her comic book for Delphi, this bytches advertising pamphlett for Whora, sexual nudity as a form of art and how to hitch your brassy star to a douchebag to achieve fame an fortune (bwaahhaahaa) has been delayed!!!

    I'm furious. Can't she get anything right???

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  10. I'm so sorry Joders - in fact I was planning to give it to you for a christmas gift...

    first the bridesmaid thing and now this...

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  11. I think what I'm finding most disturbing is that it has 284 pages

    Honey, no one said there was something written on every single page.

    As for the bridesmaid thing and the delay on the best book since the Harry Potter series, I'm really starting to think she has it out for me. And I'm really upset.

    How could she push me away like that? Just because she's married now doesn't mean she can just ditch her best Aussie mate. I've been there for her through thick and thin. Boohoo, ohhh, boooohoooo! **sniff, sniff, hic, honnnnkk (the sound of Joders blowing her nose)**

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  12. Surely she appreciates your loyal and unwavering "support" of her stella career....

    I would say you have been there for her through thick and thin...

    She's always been both thick and thin after all!

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  13. Does the book come with crayons or is that sold seperately?

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  14. I think thats separate, but I hear it comes with a green acetate so that Orlando and us other dyslexics can read it too - I personally think he could really do with it...

    He seems rubbish at treashuring himself at the moment

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  15. "She's always been both thick and thin after all!"

    Just FYI Slapparr - I'm totally stealing this.

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