Just in case you were wondering.....

...whether OB likes French paparazzi as much as he likes ones in New York.... you can relax safe in the knowledge that it seems he does. Check out this You tube video from when he was in Paris last year..



As you can see in the above clip if you are a French pap, he will come out of restaurants twice for you (if the first shot is not to your liking) and even better than that, he'll actually stop his motor for a quick photo opportunity if he arranges it with you first. I'm sorry about the Panty Mantis at the beginning but doesn't it sound like the french for Miranda is Moronduh!

I wonder whether they would fancy a break down set up like we got yesterday, thats probably one of his more clever efforts, as others have said, people reading "Orlando Bloom has a breakdown" are likely to think that his current lifestyle and lack of bollocks has finally got the better of him....

Oh Orlando... when did we get here? Maybe this is your way of handling the paparazzo, who knows? But i think i like Johnny Depp's approach a whole lot more - I've haven't yet thought he's a sell out....

I think I'd like to take the return journey back to when you sweet, innocent and surprised by the attention; back when the Panty Mantis was a Gunnedah Ovum (she probably weighed more then too)....

Anyway - to more important things, HAPPY EASTER! eat lots of chocs (and thanks to R for the link to the vid above)