Thursday 20 May 2010

Shocking News


I know I know.... this blog is about Orlando - and here I am YET again putting something up about the Panty Mantis... but this is just too much for me to pass up, Apparently in the last few weeks she allegedly (as in according to her) seems to have grown more than one braincell.... translation (as usual) is in Bold:

MIRANDA Kerr puts personality ahead of good looks when it comes to guys.

Shouldn't that read "Panty Mantis puts famewhoring ahead of anything else when it comes to guys"


The Aussie supermodel — who’s currently dating British actor Orlando Bloom — says her ideal man would have a good sense of humor.


I don't know about that but I'll bet her ideal man would need a good sense of humour to laugh his way through all the painful PR set ups and proposal rumours; that and being hard of hearing to avoid her voice AND a padded body suit to avoid all the bones... (obviously feeling bytchy :D)


Also, I'm assuming that dating and contracting are interchangeable here?

“Personally, I believe that women need to be stimulated mentally by the man,” she told Britain’s GQ magazine. “It’s not necessarily about his looks.

ah yes - the nearly published author is coming to the fore, NOW she's "written" a book, she can only handle intellectually stimulating men....

“It’s more about being stimulated mentally, like when a man is funny or he is witty or charming, I think that’s attractive.

I take it she classes copious PR opportunities as being stimulated mentally.... see I was right, now she's nearly an author she's gone all academic and clever...
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“It’s all about personality, really.”


Actions speak louder than words PM... it seems more to be about how enormous the bank balance is and how big the celebrity..


Miranda recently insisted she loves looking after her body, and would do so even if she wasn’t in fashion.


I'm taking it that by "in fashion" they mean "in lads mags"


“Regardless of whether I was doing this job or not I would be taking care of my body,” she said earlier this month.

Happily she also has a book on just this coming out at some undisclosed date... isn't that fortuitous!

“It’s something that I’ve always believed in growing up.

“We always ate organic vegetables. Taking care of my mind, body and soul is very important. Yoga is very good for me.”

yes we know... organic veg, 2 hrs of yoga a day, goji berrys, noni juice and 24/7 use of Kora...
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sorry, i'm just really tired of this Shyte....(and fatnjellus obviously too!)

6 comments:

  1. I know i should have more control on this Wanda.... but i see it, and the snark takes over me.... :D

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  2. Pitchfork to the stomach in Midsomer Murders.

    I'm taking it that by "in fashion" they mean "in lads mags"

    Bwahahahahaaaa!

    I'd like to have more control over it too Lucinda, but I just can't help myself.

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  3. “We always ate organic vegetables. Taking care of my mind, body and soul is very important. Yoga is very good for me.”

    um... what does she mean by 'mind'?

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  4. I think what she calls her mind is what most people call their private parts.... actually though, that does seem to be something OB and her have in common lmao

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