There are unsubstantiated reports that Pirates of the Caribbean actor Orlando Bloom (pictured above) may be back in possession of his Balls. After months of speculation that the Hollywood hearthrob had actually legally signed his testicles over to the Panty Mantis, our sources now say that in the last 90 mins a covert operation has been in process to reclaim them. Representatives for the Panty Mantis or Orlando were unavailable for comment.
Come now, Lucinda! We both know the only reputable sources are those that witness Orlando and the Panty Mantis not being able to keep their hands off of each other. Not to mention those who see Orlando proposing marriage for the 69th time :P
ReplyDeleteJoders, you are quite right... what was I thinking......
ReplyDeleteobviously anyone that dares so suggest that the Panty mantis and OB are not delirously happy is obviously off their trolley!! :D
And a tooflessjellusfattyhater!
ReplyDeleteLOL indeed :D
ReplyDeleteThe Panty Mantis is infinitely preferable to The Bony Maiden.
ReplyDeletehmm I would of said they are both overpaid, underfed and over exposed - mind you, there are many more like that out there...
ReplyDeleteI'm liking nick Bony Maiden tho :D
I prefer the Bony Maiden over the stick insect any day.
ReplyDeleteBTW Lucinda, this post turned up in my Orlando google alerts today. I got a good giggle out of that!
I certainly do now too Joders, if nothing else the girl has a great sense of style (though if memory serves, suprisingly I wasn't as keen at the time :D)
ReplyDeleteThanks for pointing that out too - I kinda gave up on Google alerts for OB, they were far too panty ridden...
That picture is becoming one of my favorite.
ReplyDeleteyep he looks well cute.... think its circa 2005 from what others have been saying....
ReplyDeleteBack in the good ole days.......
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