Oh No! those evul paps have "caught" our happy couple trying to have a private lunch together..... arent they just the pikture of true luuuuuuurve. Orlando looks positively ecstatic!
and just for any caveys that might be lurking.... yes yes, fat... jellus..... orlandoe to ourselves - but here is a lovely shot of us all at our last get together, just for you!
I'm the one in the black polka dots.
ReplyDeleteI'm the one in red!
ReplyDelete(psst anyone know who the bearded guy is..... i don't remember him! obviously eaten to much lard.....)
I'm the one with glasses at the back.
ReplyDeleteHey, purple is my favorite color, doesn't it look good on me?
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting next to Wanda...my hair always kinda frizzes up at the pool.
ReplyDeleteI'm that blonde one getting smushed between the two guys.
ReplyDeleteAs fat and Jellus as I am, I am unfortunately not in this picture. Nope. I am, instead, logging onto the Delphi with a ginormous piece chocolate cake in my lap.
ReplyDeleteuhdo off jkldo;' ,;
^ oops. sorry, some cake crumbs fell in my keyboard...
Don't worry Srenna, we know you are at an advanced stage of fat n jellus dom - as is joders...
ReplyDeleteit can be difficult to get out of your house so close to your goal - we had a blast though and all had an extra slice of chocolate cake with lard in your honour!
*gg*!
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Simon, you have Michael Fassbender as your avvie. We should talk.
ReplyDeleteSorry I missed the last fatjellushaters big day out. It looks like you girls had a great time!
ReplyDeleteA friend (not a very good one, mind) invited me along to an exercise class, thinking it might help me. I thought if I did some exercise I might be able to eat a little more over Christmas and New Year.
Anyway, here's a video of the class. I'm sure you can tell which one is me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYkEFhmuMuk
Joders NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeletewhat were you thinking....... excercising??!??!?@??@?!?
you and I need to talk - I think I may need to take you back through Fat'n'jellus principles...
You'll be pleased to know that after the exercise class I had to be carried back home where I rested for the next two days. And I felt much better after I took delivery of my latest order o flard gel AND my Hamper King Christmas Hamper all on the same day. I think I threw out my back while I was exercising too. I'm absolutely sure it had nothing to do with trying to lift the 70 pound Christmas Hamper into bed so I could snack on the plum pudding and custard.
ReplyDeleteYes Srenna, i love me some Michael Fassbender. Pls email me. Also, just google 'Fassinating Fassbender' and you'll find my blog on all things Fassy. xoxo
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