Sunday, 12 December 2010

Not Again!

Seriously... exactly how many shots do we need in one week of one or both of our "happy" couple out and about? In this instalment Orlando is back (and brandishing that Green T-shirt again) stopping those evul paparazzi from snapping the Mantis' little one (in her belly)

To be honest both of them need to practice some new moves. Orlando's sole reaction to paparazzi at the moment seems to be putting his hand over her ginormous belly and trying to look protective.... mind you, it must be hard to come up with a different reaction when you are doing a new shoot pretty much every day and you have to take into account the material he's working with!

Lets be honest! Her modus operandi in front of those evul paparazzi hasnt changed for years - that happy idiotic grin when she seems them (where you can almost hear her voice going "yeeeewheeeew paparazzie eye'm hear againe" ) is firmly in place whether or not she has a little one (in her belly)

Actually I'm probably being unecessarily hard on them both - maybe she just has the worst case of Wind known to man and Orlando keeps on touching her stomach in a vain attempt to get her to release her gas before she gets into the car and asphyxiates him...

Yes that must be it! and it would explain why poor OB seems to do the same move whenever they are out doing together at the moment...

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Poor sod!

(oh and OB I've started up my green shirt tracker again - lets not go back to what happened last time that one was out and about ...)


  1. these 2 clowns are sooooooo boring!!!ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  2. These are the pictures that everyone was waiting for, he touched her belly. How long did it take? She is 8,9 or 10 months now.