Friday 31 December 2010

Happy New Year Fatties!


May 2011 be on that is full of tubs of lard, endless gorging and significant weight gain (I'll be giving some advice on how to survive the january diet season in the next post).

May you develop your jealousy of those who are lyving the lyfe more effectively and feel green with envy more frequently

And may you intensive your overwhelming desires to have Orlando all to yourselves!

Happy new year fatties and may you enjoy this evening, wedged in your favourite chair in your specially adapted kitchen, all on your own, stuffing your face!

3 comments:

  1. Thankies,same to you!Keep on with the good job to entertain us.
    :)
    Guita12

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  2. Oh noes! I think I need an intervention! Or maybe I need to re-read Pleasure Urself. I spent New Years Eve with FRIENDS!!! Oh my God, there's something wrong with me!

    Happy New Year, Slapparr :D

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  3. Happy New Year, Slapparr

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