Wednesday 25 August 2010

Treashur Ureself


I can't wait to share this one with you - i think you possibly need to be sitting down..... its THAT good!!

Not only is Treashur Ureself on its way to a bookshelf near you but its grown a personality and started contributing to the Panty Mantis' new blog!!

Aren't you excited??? I know I am...

Plus in "Treashur Ureself's" Biography it has a few new titbits (which you can see here) on the hallowed publication to wet our appetites...

" an incredible collection of thoughts , memories and lessons that will you put you on a path to self-improvement"

Hallelujah, we are saved! our path away from fat jellus hatership has begun

"It includes many thought from world renowned author and spiritual leaders"

sounds a bit like her phacebook to me, I wonder if she'll credit these ones?

"This beautiful rich, cloth covered book will be become an Heirloom that will be passed down through generations"

ah bless - she's hopeful isn't she? even if it did turn out to contain something worth reading (which I personally doubt) the likelihood of a book on Treashuring Ureself by an up the duff panty mantis lasting for generations are very small indeed......

......bit like the authors brain really!


I just can't wait for this to come out in its "beautiful, rich, cloth cover"

But in the meantime we have the Kora Blog to enjoy, full of specul moments courtesy of the Panty Mantis and her clan!

HOORAH!

(PS pretty picture of Orlando as requested!)

7 comments:

  1. "This beautiful rich, cloth covered book will be become an Heirloom that will be passed down through generations"

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

    Oh dear, I'm sorry. Generations...I can't wait to get my copy for my great-grandchildren! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

    (Thanks for the pic!)

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  2. If that's what the book looks like (at the link) that is WAY too much frickin pink for me.

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  3. Oh Wanda, you must be a fatjellushater not to see the timeless classicness of this publication.......

    (that actually has to be my favourite line so far on her blog - pure unadulterated bolloxs)

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  4. I wonder what the experts at Antiques Roadshow will have to say about this heirloom in 50 years time?

    Though I suppose it will be quite rare given that it is clever enough to be making it's own comments on a blog :P

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  5. it will be worth £1,000,000 obviously joders - particularly given its clever enough to be making posts on a blog...

    I wonder if it will comment here?

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  6. "This beautiful rich, cloth covered book will be become an Heirloom that will be passed down through generations"

    I'm sure that one copy will be handed down as heirloom in her family, from generation to generation to treashur-temselv ...

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  7. She must have bought the self-publish package with the most bells and whistles. According to a friend of mind looking to do the same it includes unlimited advertising and guest shots on radio and talk shows (don't remember the number). So, now the question is will the book be the guest or the author? - KayC33

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