Orlando gazed thoughtfully at his reflection in the mirror. Something bothered him about this new haircut. It looked cool, but he wasn't convinced that it was going to fool anyone into disguising his identity, even someone with a proven IQ lower than that of a boiled sprout....
Hairdresser: So, what's her name again? I've never heard of her. Sorry, when you said you're shagging a supermodel I thought you were talking about Kristy Turlington or Linda Evangelista. Naomi Campbell, even. You know, a REAL supermodel.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of a caption, but I am half expecting to see Jim Carrey tap dancing in an orange tuxedo.
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