Monday, 14 June 2010
Wow! Orlando either has developed the ability to teleport or there are confused messages coming out about what he's up to. One tweeter had him having expensive hookers in his hotel room (probably not true, given the source but you will excuse the post title, it kind of went!) .....
All in all it looks as if he's in LA at a work gig for David Jones.... errrr I mean at his "girlfriends" work gig for David Jones - I wonder if we are going to be treated to a his'n'hers photoshoot a la Beckham, that would be truly amusing..
In other news, photos surface of the Panty Mantis is caught responding to a casual bystander who has commented she looks a bit bloated. Look at her face you can see the intense concentration as she tries to make herself understood:
"whot do yew meane? eye looke beeutiful. Eye'm high on lyving the lyfe!.... Wots that yew arre saying? Puffee?? Oh! Eye'm just a bitte puffee from the ummmm ayre, yesss thatz it, the LA ayre!