Friday, 14 January 2011

Happy Birthday Orlando


I seem to be late at the moment with all my seasonal and personal greetings - but they late is better than never...

So...

Happy Birthday Orlando

And if I may a small birthday wish..

avoid calling your child either Bruce or Lachlan if you can (we all know what the PM is capable of) - I know both are aussie and I've heard from your "wife" that the baby is all aussie despite its Brit genetics , but neither suit the surname Bloom!

9 comments:

  1. Uh-uh, you don't get to claim Kate now. You hated her when she was w/Orlando and now that he's hooked up w/a true whore all of a sudden all these Orlando fans really like Kate? I remember sammies lj and how hateful olove was to her. Nope, you can't look back & act like you wanted her in his life all along. You must deal w/the ho he's got now.

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  2. oh anomers.... if only life were that simple!

    im afraid to admit that, unlike you, i have zero KB OB knowledge - it was before my time!

    unlike you i do not remember sammies LJ either..... perhaps you could enlighten us all on that one...

    but whatever that reveals... one thing is for sure, we're left with the PM now!

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  3. Oh Slapparr, sammies was a hateful place, filled w/OB fans who proclaimed Kate to be a famewhore (before they even had that word) who was using Orlando to further her own career. They would look at pics of him & say how sad he was, how trapped, what a bytch she was, how she was just using him. Ironic that now OB fans have to deal w/the real thing. Karma can be hard, can't it? Basically everything they say about Kerr (which is all so true) they said about Kate at one point.

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  4. Slapparr here's a funny but true story. When Kate was doing press for Superman Returns she often said how much she loved Australia, and that "it was the first place she'd been to for work where she thought it would be a place she could live & raise a family there." It was one of her standard comments, repeated in several interviews. She really did like Sydney. When she got to London & said that in an interview, the Mirror's 3AM girls reprinted it & said "If she thinks she is going to marry OUR Orlando Bloom & move him to Australia she's got another think coming." But it came true except w/another girl. Funny I don't hear the 3AM girls screaming about that now....

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  5. thanks for the explanation Anomers!

    I didnt follow so i cant really comment.......

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  6. I really liked Kate.
    She was not a cheap bad girl.
    I miss Kate....

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  7. ^ I miss Kate, too. I always loved her and thought she was a really sweet girl. She and Orlando were cute together back in the day. He seemed really, genuinely happy back then. Karma is a bitch, though. Every nasty thing that was said about Kate at the time was so untrue (and she's going through the same thing again with her current boyfriend, poor girl), but it IS true about Miranda. Now that Orlando really is trapped and married to a girl who is all the things people said about Kate, suddenly they all wish Kate was still with him when they hated her before. *rolls eyes*

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