A blog devoted to the art of snark
"Listen ladies, I told you that unkempt hairy bloke in some random bar called pikeys wasnt me! Plus the longer I sit here, the less nappies I have to change..."
"Tell her 'when I fucking well feel like it'..."
"next time someone tells me to look at some random New York apartment to help someones profile, I really need to learn to say NO!"
"Brother, can you spare a dime?"
"Yep, she was right pissed when I told her I wasn't wearing the bloody ring anymore. She took the key to the bike, and I dunno where she put it. And I could only find enough change for a small coffee."
Kris: Sorry, Lando. DNA tests need some time.Orlando: F*ck!
Kris: „Here stand: Flynn means ‚Son of the red-haired man‘“.Orlando: „I am not red-haired…“
Wonder how much longer I can keep up the act? It's just a mater of time before everybody will realizes that my life truly sucks! - KayC33