WTF?

You've probably noticed that nowadays I keep my commentary on Orlando to a minimum on here. I figure he has more than enough to deal with having daily run-ins with the Panty Mantis without me adding to it.

However.... THIS I couldn't leave alone



Yes, your eyes arent decieving you, that is a nice discrete cutting edge mobile phone, designed for portability and convenience...... with a full on retro red handset attached !

Congratulations to the originator of that bright idea - so far its been about three days and Im still laughing my head off!

Ok Enough is enough!

Im putting my foot down.

What IS going on with the Panty Mantis and her wardrobe?

Much as I can in no way be counted amongst her resident fan club, this number of fashion faux pas, all in quick succession, is surprising even for me....

I wont repeat the mistakes of last week but present you with two more exhibits for your entertainment:

Exhibit A:



Im a bit lost for words.... yet again this outfit seems to be in direct confrontation with itself and her, and the less said about the hairdo the better... has she really sacked the stylist after all?

Exhibit B:



HOLY SEQUINS BATMAN!

the hair is much better in this, though the cleavage seems to be fighting for survival, but the dress...... again Im at a loss..

(oh and PS Orlando, while we are here, outfit down to shoes: great - with shoes - not so much, perhaps its worth leaving the trainers at home at formal occasions in the future?)

Help me make sense of it all fellow fatties, wanting Orlando all to myself isnt enough of an explanation for so much sartorial torment.

Seriously?

Now, I know the PM arent what you might call the best of friends, and its no secret that I dont hold her "casual" looks in high esteem.....

...but two public events in a row where it looks like her stylist is exacting her revenge...

Exhibit A: the tangerine sack that featured in yesterdays post



Exhibit B: (Im still not the stage where I can find appropriate words to describe my feelings on this)



That dress looks like its in a serious argument with itself..

Seriously PM, I know we dont get on great all the time, but I mean this from the bottom of my heart - SACK YOUR STYLIST NOW

Happy New Year!

I hope your all your fat n jellus exploits resulted in obscene weight gain and a renewed love of all things lard?

The PM has also provided us with a new year treat:



Perhaps she should consider a new stylist to kick of 2012 with?

When the going gets tough...

..... the tough get nekkid



or at least that seems to be our favourite panty mantis' answer to the sudden groundswell of the fat n jellus as yet another 'PM goes nekkid' photo shoot hits your screens.

Poor PM, she's going to need to employ a permanent nekkid photographer at this rate because its yet another day and it another fat n jellus person, intent on getting Orlando all to themselves AND completely missing the fact that shes "fiercely private" out there calling her a fame whore....

PM: for the next nekkid shot to counteract this, could you put a Xmas Hat on - we are firmly in the festive period afterall...

BTW the photo is of our Xmas get together this year, you can see that the lard-on is going well (and I thought the xmas horns were appropriate for me )

A fat n Jellus reading list

Good news everyone, our numbers our expanding to include several well known publications. There are just too many gems here for the fat and jellus for me to to start quoting from the articles in question, but Id be failing in my duty not to post the links..


Panty Mantis: The Debate

178 Minutes with the Panty Mantis (sounds far too long to me but anyway...)

The Panty Mantis is Lying to us (no s**t sherlock)


These early Christmas Presents just keep on landing, don"t they....

An early christmas gift?

Hear ye hear ye - all ye fat n jellus, salvation has arrived in the form of yet more wise words from the Panty Mantis.

No longer need you be sad and melancholic of your unworthyness. No longer need you cry into your family sized tubs of lard the PM has spoken words of comfort to us all!

In a recent interview she had reportedly said the following

"But now I always see myself as, like, equal to everyone."

OMG

Can it be true?

Is the fat and jellus crusade over as suddenly as it began? let me read on......

...... ah No - rightful order in the world is restored

"I can't feel bad about being who I am, just like the girl next to me can't feel bad about being who she is. Because a rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose."

that sounds like her version of "all men are equal, its just that some are more equal than others.."

Still, at least she wants us all to "embrace our own uniqueness"..... I guess thats back to the Lard and the specially adapted fridge then fatties !