There is a good reason for my long absence from this Blog - honestly..... Just give me a chance to explain...
Well, in fact its quite simple - while The Panty mantis briefly joined the community of the fat n jellus, I felt it only fair in the spirit of sisterhood to leave her be for a bit, allow her to enjoy her oversized chair, her enormous fridge and all the other benefits of being one of the chosen few...
Now she has returned to resembling a stick insect (see above) ive ejected her forthwith from the sisterhood (anyone resembling a cross between a stick insect and a xylophone does NOT qualify for the esteemed ranks for the Fat n Jellus) and decided to start a few posts again...
after all, now shes back lyving the lyfe again - things can only get funnier surely....
So, my dear Panty Mantis, please feel free to get back in touch - Ive galvanised my girls (wanda, Joders - you game, Im not sure whether your bridesmaid duties will be required, apparently the PM has still not managed to locate her wedding dress for her anniversary but its always best to be prepared) and im extremely keen to hear how being the mother earth mantis is suiting you!
perhaps we can even be friends? now you have some comprehension of what being Fat n Jellus means, though admittedly even at your biggest, there is no way you could rival the core posse!
Are you sure there's a photo of Panty Mantis up there, Slapparr? I can't see her. Ooops, sorry, my mistake. She walked behind a pole and disappeared for a minute.
ReplyDeleteI seriously don't know how anyone can find this to be a good look. And to think that she purposely makes herself look like this is even more gobsmacking.
I'm a bit disappointed that Wanda and I might not be needed as bridesmaids anymore. I keep going to my pretty dress hanging in the wardrobe to look at it and admire it. Oh well, maybe one day?
Its a bit like looking at a needle isnt, one minute you see her, the next you dont - and evidently theres no way she can be counted among the fat n jellus a second longer...
ReplyDeleteI wouldnt give up hope yet on the bridesmaid front if I were you Joders, just think if, after all this searching, she actually locates her dress from that evul airline company, shes bound to want a well photographed shindig to celebrate such an auspicious occasion!