Owe Deayre , Ey'me loosinge mye bikini
"Canne yew helpe mee?"
"NO? Ok howe aboute Yew? yes yew yew'll do"
"whayte is wronge withe these peeple?? ah! Yew are backe againe...Yesse Yesse thaytes itte, I knowe itss a smalle bikini butte itte doesnte belonge in tehyre"
"RIghyte backe to mye beste powse!"
ETA: Obviously Im fat, jellus and want Orlando all to myself (in case you were wondering!)
what would that be? a sort of dance? She should try for Dancing with the Stars...she'd surely ber better at than she is at modeling!
ReplyDeleteYou are all jealous of her that she has a successful career, handsome husband and a cute baby. In your face losers.
ReplyDeleteDowngraded to only handsome now eh? Rose-colored glasses slipping? Or is it just old age? Nice to see you found time during your vacation to check-in.
Deleteyour absolutely right of course anomers 2 - (though you have missed out the fact that we are also fat)
ReplyDeleteapologies for not stating that more clearly on the post itself like I normally do..But one thing we can agree on - she does have an extremely cute baby .
Yes, she does. And Baby Flynn is a doll too!
ReplyDeleteHey Sighs, sorry you are not as beautiful and a nice person like Miranda is. She is beautiful inside and out and I have read your disgusting insulting comments about Miranda and its terrible what you say about her. Flynn is a very cute baby and Miranda is beautiful and she and Orlando love each other and Flynn. Some of you haters should be ashamed of your bitter jealousy towards Miranda. Keep proving all the haters wrong Miranda. You all said they would never marry, you were wrong. You all said fake relationship, you were wrong. You all said they would get divorced , you were wrong. I wish them all the best and it's sad how all you can't be happy for them
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to add they are followed 24/7 by the paparazzis even though the place where she lives in New York is NOT a paps spot auch as places like Sewell, where they were 'caught' by the only paparazzis working on Christmas day...oh please, gives us a break! Your adored Miranda is not as known as you shippers claim, not in the Us and not even in her country.
DeleteToo bad there's not a bit of Bloomie in 'im
DeleteJust to correct what I wrote, it was Sawtell beach not Sewell.
Deleteyes yes (YAWN) we get it anomers - fancy taking your comments elsewhere? I think one of us repeatedly pointing out our take on the Panty mantis is enough for one blog , and seeing this is mine, I dont think its me thats leaving.
ReplyDeleteand for one final time (cos Im nice too)
- YES we're all Jellus on here
- YES we all want Orlando for ourselves
- YES we're all the size of ten normal sized people
- and YES I think the general consensus on baby bloom is that he's cute
Comment again and feel my deleting power!