A blast from the past?

How come Orlando can go from looking like he far exceeds his 35 years on the planet to this.....

I always said the that the man rocks modelling..

Seksy

I think hell has just frozen over.... finally the PM and I have something we can 100% wholeheartedly agree on.... intrigued?

Well, according to HERE The PM doesnt think shes sekcsy! Along with rather a lot of the (obviously fat n jellus) commentors on the entry, I can categorically say I 100% agree with her! There - now dont tell me Im always arguing with what she says

(PS yes , I know Im fat n jellus and that the PM could bitch slap my obviously oversized ass any day of the week - ok?)

Expecting a flood?

Hoorah, its not often that I feel inspired to post nowadays - even the snark on the PM has got a tiny bit tedious, but THIS I couldnt ignore...



Leaving aside the colour and overall look (words have failed me there) She must be expecting a flood to have worn trousers that flap around her ankles like that....

Still its nice to see her handling the privacy invasion with such an enormous smile!

More fashion commentary

In all fairness, I dont think I can really direct this post at the PM - after all, she is a model - and modelling unfortunate outfits is part of the modus operandi.

ok so to the image



what a shame they missed out the leash in this design..

A tale in pictures

Poor Panty Mantis, she seems to be in some difficulty... Im glad she had some help on hand!

Owe Deayre , Ey'me loosinge mye bikini



"Canne yew helpe mee?"


"NO? Ok howe aboute Yew? yes yew yew'll do"



"whayte is wronge withe these peeple?? ah! Yew are backe againe...Yesse Yesse thaytes itte, I knowe itss a smalle bikini butte itte doesnte belonge in tehyre"



"RIghyte backe to mye beste powse!"



ETA: Obviously Im fat, jellus and want Orlando all to myself (in case you were wondering!)

its getting worse

Ok Ok Orlando - you have me - take the purple sweat pants off and *Maybe* we can revist the oversized phone....

Its catching!

Its not just Orlando, Here's Lenny look like hes an extra on Phonejacker...



I don't know about you fellow fatties but I KNOW there is something wrong when the the Hoff is purported to have one too..