A front cover

I was not amused when I saw that the front cover of the Sunday Times Style magazine said it was featuring "Miranda Kerr rocking this seasons new shapes"....

 I was much more amused to see that in fact it was every other model under the sun "rocking these seasons new shapes" and in fact our beloved Panty Mantis had a two page spread towards the back which largely featured a rehashed interview... and my favourite part of that interviews?

 That apparently her daily affirmation is as "I am a being of love and light"
 Interesting right?

I do affirmations too - mine is "I am a fat n jellus cow who wants Orlando all to myself"

for comparisons sake

Yesterday I demonstrated what an excellent Model Orlando is, Today its the turn of the Panty Mantis......

.....To demonstrate how much she has to learn! Here she is looking like she has a serious balance issue while manning a fan and an extremely pink handbag.

A blast from the past?

How come Orlando can go from looking like he far exceeds his 35 years on the planet to this.....

I always said the that the man rocks modelling..