A front cover

I was not amused when I saw that the front cover of the Sunday Times Style magazine said it was featuring "Miranda Kerr rocking this seasons new shapes"....

 I was much more amused to see that in fact it was every other model under the sun "rocking these seasons new shapes" and in fact our beloved Panty Mantis had a two page spread towards the back which largely featured a rehashed interview... and my favourite part of that interviews?

 That apparently her daily affirmation is as "I am a being of love and light"
 Interesting right?

I do affirmations too - mine is "I am a fat n jellus cow who wants Orlando all to myself"

for comparisons sake

Yesterday I demonstrated what an excellent Model Orlando is, Today its the turn of the Panty Mantis......

.....To demonstrate how much she has to learn! Here she is looking like she has a serious balance issue while manning a fan and an extremely pink handbag.

A blast from the past?

How come Orlando can go from looking like he far exceeds his 35 years on the planet to this.....

I always said the that the man rocks modelling..

Seksy

I think hell has just frozen over.... finally the PM and I have something we can 100% wholeheartedly agree on.... intrigued?

Well, according to HERE The PM doesnt think shes sekcsy! Along with rather a lot of the (obviously fat n jellus) commentors on the entry, I can categorically say I 100% agree with her! There - now dont tell me Im always arguing with what she says

(PS yes , I know Im fat n jellus and that the PM could bitch slap my obviously oversized ass any day of the week - ok?)

Expecting a flood?

Hoorah, its not often that I feel inspired to post nowadays - even the snark on the PM has got a tiny bit tedious, but THIS I couldnt ignore...



Leaving aside the colour and overall look (words have failed me there) She must be expecting a flood to have worn trousers that flap around her ankles like that....

Still its nice to see her handling the privacy invasion with such an enormous smile!

More fashion commentary

In all fairness, I dont think I can really direct this post at the PM - after all, she is a model - and modelling unfortunate outfits is part of the modus operandi.

ok so to the image



what a shame they missed out the leash in this design..

A tale in pictures

Poor Panty Mantis, she seems to be in some difficulty... Im glad she had some help on hand!

Owe Deayre , Ey'me loosinge mye bikini



"Canne yew helpe mee?"


"NO? Ok howe aboute Yew? yes yew yew'll do"



"whayte is wronge withe these peeple?? ah! Yew are backe againe...Yesse Yesse thaytes itte, I knowe itss a smalle bikini butte itte doesnte belonge in tehyre"



"RIghyte backe to mye beste powse!"



ETA: Obviously Im fat, jellus and want Orlando all to myself (in case you were wondering!)