tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927063642880144502.post5543588139929148896..comments2023-04-26T09:59:29.737+01:00Comments on The State of Orlando: Its good to laugh!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927063642880144502.post-49614636693200504942011-01-13T03:22:34.386+00:002011-01-13T03:22:34.386+00:00Joders, I think I will never be able to see SG-1 w...Joders, I think I will never be able to see SG-1 without thinking of what urbandictionary.com told my. Ewww<br />Great post, Slapparr! At least this creepy showmance is good for a laugh sometimes. :)sis73noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927063642880144502.post-47102632078427949812011-01-12T22:08:11.353+00:002011-01-12T22:08:11.353+00:00See all the typos up there? I was shaking thinkin...See all the typos up there? I was shaking thinking about how much labor hurt.Boogaloo Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07899828315605303086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927063642880144502.post-18591397859196472912011-01-12T22:07:22.481+00:002011-01-12T22:07:22.481+00:00Dude, labor was soooo painful..
(HOW PAINFUL WAS ...Dude, labor was soooo painful..<br /><br />(HOW PAINFUL WAS IT???)<br /><br />It was so painful I was begging the hospiatl janitor for pain killers, and that's not a joke. It was the absolute worst phucking pain you could ever feel, my my contractions didn't even really get going before they shot me up.<br /><br />No joke, that shit hurt.Boogaloo Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07899828315605303086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927063642880144502.post-34941822723305769192011-01-12T14:51:52.847+00:002011-01-12T14:51:52.847+00:00Oh My God! "Great Wall of Va-China"????...Oh My God! "Great Wall of Va-China"???? <br /><br />Yep, they're coming in from other offices to see what I'm cackling about...Sighs4lnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927063642880144502.post-12703957780577379502011-01-12T12:48:36.190+00:002011-01-12T12:48:36.190+00:00Oh Joders - do you know how fabulous I think you a...Oh Joders - do you know how fabulous I think you are......<br /><br />I have been howling with laughter at the many varied ways you have described the mantis' nether regions now shes "announced" shes had a baby of that size without any help at all<br /><br />do you know, half of me cant believe she thought that was a good idea... and then i remember who we are talking about here....<br /><br />@ Bella - indeed!Slapparrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06116624211811786424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927063642880144502.post-8678875146591623302011-01-12T11:50:05.135+00:002011-01-12T11:50:05.135+00:00Bahhaahahaaa! You're right, it does feel good...Bahhaahahaaa! You're right, it does feel good to laugh! <br /><br />If she popped that kid out of that stick body of hers, if he weighed 10 pounds and if she did it without benefit of pain relief and an episiotomy, then I'm the dingho pup's Fairy Godmother (wearing a rainbow coloured tutu and waving a wand that sprays rose scented unicorn farts).<br /><br /><i>Of course there's one completely natural side effect of delivering a child of that size via natures way..... but I won't even type that here......</i><br /><br />But I will:<br /><br />* hotdog down a hallway (thank you Wanda!);<br />* bowling ball down the alley;<br />* didn't even touch the sides;<br />* flapping in the wind;<br />* the Great Wall of Va-China and<br />* Stargate SG-1 (check out urban dictionary)<br /><br />Poor Whorely, I wonder if he likes squid on his banana?Jodershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05396038932734179711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4927063642880144502.post-78665394526315793272011-01-12T10:00:05.863+00:002011-01-12T10:00:05.863+00:00Of course there's one completely natural side ...Of course there's one completely natural side effect of delivering a child of that size via natures way..... but I won't even type that here...... <br />________________<br />Oh puhleese, I'd only believe that natural without drugs part if the hospital personnel who attended the messiah's landing, er, birth, came out and actually made that claim(and no, dingho, a pretend doctor to go with your pretend lawyer doesn't apply), otherwise I'd take that statement with a whole load of salt and spices.<br />Crowing about such a feat only cements the idea that the area has been veeeery well-used and loose, in which case I'd say poor Whorely.bellanoreply@blogger.com